Reviews

• gamedeal user

  Oct 1, 2021

  Short review: Gameplay is typical RPGMaker trash, but writing is a hilariously bad creation of a madman, worth playing just for that. Especially considering the low price and the fact that the game allows you to skip all the random encounter trash if you wish so, letting you focus on the astounding script! Long review: It was rainy at the dawn When the time for that came by The sorrow that can't be drown I left my wife saying bye Even though she had a meltdown And wouldn't understand why It was time to pack equipment Put everything in my car There was no other commitment Smoking my last cigar I accepted my derangement I was ready for a war Started engine, started journey On which I embarked on People might have called me looney But they'll see later on On the road I drank some whiskey Time to bring it on My car on full throttle Speeding to the max I drank maybe half a bottle I knew what the world lacks They surely heard my hurtle Understood they have no chance I meant business, didn't play any tricks I came to slay those dragon chicks They say the dragons cannot be killed Don't know how much I am skilled I'm gonna fu.ck those dragons Fu.ck them all at once Indulge in their lamentations Will be no abeyance I'm gonna fu.ck them, don't ask me why I will fu.ck them and roar into the sky No matter what they try, I will fu.ck their pu.say. So fu.cking get the fu.ck Out of my fu.cking way Or you'll regret, you fu.ck It's your last fu.cking day Fu.ck all of you who can fu.cking read Fu.ck your Steam review My words you should fu.cking heed I'm just gonna sc.rew
• gamedeal user

  Oct 4, 2021

  Cars FORNICATING Dragons (I don't say the F-word because I don't swear!)... Where to even begin with this....game? Ok. You didn't finish this game, so why should I have to finish this review?
• gamedeal user

  Apr 24, 2022

  This game is charming as it is hilarious and filled with Lord Beck's (NecroCatic Games) touch. Well played, designers!
• gamedeal user

  Jun 27, 2022

  Oddly enough, I find this game oddly endearing. The hilariously bad writing and dialogues give the game a unique charm that i doubt no one other than NecroCatic Games can replicate, couple those with....let's just say "interesting" art style and i got lots of genuine laughs from this game (seriously laugh my ass off when i ask a dragon to show me her tits and actually got what i asked for)
• gamedeal user

  Jul 1, 2022

  "With headlights flashing And dragon wings flapping A streak of lighting across the sky They race towards each other To embrace one another Forever soaring high Horn honking Scales gleaming Together roaring passionately Exhaust cleaning Tires squealing As they both orgasmed into --- space !"
• gamedeal user

  Aug 8, 2022

  CarsfuckingDragons is a game in the incredibly popular Comedy JRPG genre. In CarsfuckingDragons you play as the titular CarsfuckingDragons, in his quest to CarsfuckingDragons. In the game start you exit your house and are thrown into the lush open world of CarsfuckingDragons. I spent about an hour trying to figure out where the beginner area is since most places I went to had a 15000 plus hp crayon monstrosity that would 1 shot our hero. After you find the first area its much a game in the vein of JRPG's, all the pros, cons, heights and pitfalls. You grind for about 6 hours and then 1 shot every boss. Through the journey you'll invite such characters as the Dragon Miss-handler, MechanicMan, Horse, Oldman, Magic Woman, Lightning Mcqueen. Every character you meet by the way is better than CarsfuckingDragons on every single level, he can use dual attack but as soon as you get the end game sword that one shots the entire second half of the game, he's become obsolete. The artwork for the game is probably the best part of it, with crayon and coloured pencil art really showcasing the deranged mental state the creator of the game is in. Kyokushin Karate founder Mas Oyama once said "Following the Martial Way is like scaling a cliff, continue upwards without rest. It demands absolute and unfaltering devotion to the task at hand." Such is the way of CarsfuckingDragons.
• kazekind

  Dec 27, 2022

  silly game about cars fucking dragons as an rpg maker rpg. if you're fine with a bit of grinding or using an rpg maker save editor, it's not a bad use of a few bucks for a short game. it goes on sale sometimes too. protip: get carrots and get the horse. there's a secret carrot patch so you don't have to buy the gold carrot.
• Maddiesoft

  Jan 5, 2023

  This game is very unique, you're kind of just dropped in a world that doesnt make any sense and the only thing you have to go off of is that you wanna seduce dragons, which is pretty relatable honestly. It takes forever to get started since you have no direction where to go, but half the fun of the game is figuring out where to explore, getting stronger, and discovering silly things. for a couple of dollars its a good game to force your friends to play hahaha
• PlayerZeroFour

  Jul 16, 2023

  This game was executed perfectly. I don't believe it is possible to make a better game about cars fucking dragons. The artwork and soundtrack are perfectly matched to the setting and concept.