評論

• CockCoin™ Enthusiast

  Sep 21, 2022

  i love mounting my friends
• gamedeal user

  Feb 24, 2018

  A new dimension of dong climbing
• gamedeal user

  Feb 24, 2018

  Wanted to pop in with a super early "review" just to say to all the Mount Your Friends fans -- this game delivers. I loved Mount Your Friends, it was basically one of the best games to play at a LAN party. I first was dissapointed that you could only use hands but it makes sense and works in 3d. You still have the ability to maneuver in crazy ways and I can't wait to get hands on with friends... to mount them of course. https://youtu.be/abQxJcsThWc
• gamedeal user

  Feb 24, 2018

  If you liked the first one, this is more of that. Super competitive, super ridiculous, and amazingly tight controls. I still don't understand why there isn't an MLG scene for this series though??
• gamedeal user

  Feb 25, 2018

  Hey buddy, nice weiner.
• gamedeal user

  Feb 26, 2018

  In the past few years of my life I've felt a void inside of me, nothing that I've tried has filled this void. I went to the doctor's office, visited therapists, gone to psychics and still nothing has been able to satisfy me. I could never figure out what it was, I thought that it was loneliness, depression, or just life giving me a smack to the face. The day came where I didn't want to live anymore, I just wanted to shrivel up and die. It was the only thing that felt better than this daily struggle and lack of feeling. I was ready to jump off of my two story house and end it all. As I sent my final remarks and goodlucks I received a text message. My friend, ecstatic as ever, texted me about the release of a new version of an old game. Mount Your Friends 3D. He bought the game for me and told me we had to play. The pavement waiting for me wasn't going to dissapear so I thought "why not?" one more game with my friend before my passing. I came off the roof and downloaded the game. I spent a long time playing it with him that night. I didn't know what it was about this game, maybe the erect dongs, the strong men, or just the overall mechanics of the game. All of the sudden, I felt whole again. I had never felt like this since my childhood. This game filled the void within me, I didn't want to die anymore. I knew that life was worth living after mounting my friends, this game has changed my life and I hope it does the same for you. Thank you developers for filling that void within me, for letting me grab erect dongs and men.
• gamedeal user

  Feb 26, 2018

  This is one of game that could be an esport but doesn't have the following. It has depth and strats to it. Easy to learn but hard to master.
• gamedeal user

  Feb 26, 2018

  My favorite fantasy game
• gamedeal user

  Feb 27, 2018

  Here I am stacking men junks while my girlfriend is sleeping...
• gamedeal user

  Feb 27, 2018

  The first one was a surprise in that it had amazingly low production saved by its hilarious aesthetic and deceptively tight controls and competitive gameplay. This one is that, again. It looks like someone made a single beefy-boy model in Blender and relied on pre-made assets for the rest of the game, but goddamnit if it doesn't run just fine, control like smooth butter, has distinctively perfect its dong-physics and it isn't satisfyingly competitive. Godfather II to Godfather. Afro Samurai Resurrection to Afro Samurai. Castlevania III to Castlevania. Is it BETTER? Hard to say. But it's DEFINITELY not worse. The same "Surprisingly Good".