評論

• gamedeal user

  Jun 20, 2020

  [h1]At a Glance[/h1] [table] [tr] [td](Adult) Content[/td] [td](FxM) Sexual content.[/td] [/tr] [tr] [td]Censorship[/td] [td]No. Woot! Woot![/td] [/tr] [tr] [td]Hours of Gameplay[/td] [td]One hour.[/td] [/tr] [tr] [td]Modding Support?[/td] [td]No.[/td] [/tr] [tr] [td]Patch Available?[/td] [td]No, not necessary.[/td] [/tr] [/table] [b]Escort Simulator[/b] is a lewd poser game that revolves around a single escort (or [i]prostitute[/i]) and [i]some guy.[/i] [h1]Gameplay[/h1] There are three game modes to choose from; in "Customize Escort", you may slightly modify the female actor; in "Strip Tease', you may watch your escort do a dance; in "[Bang] Escort", you may watch your escort enter a number of sexual positions with a male partner. The character customization is lacking, and the male character looks awful. [h1]Story[/h1] There is no story, moving on. [h1]Visuals[/h1] There is no titlescreen. It's right to the action! Unfortunately, [i]it's not the kind of action you want.[/i] The interface is bland, and so are the visuals as a whole. There are no adjustable user preferences, and there is no form of gallery. The camera options in-game are dreadfully limited. [b] - The Goods -[/b] The animations and characters were [i]really something.[/i] It was like watching a few zombies bang it out, and there was a few times when it looked like the woman's [lady bits] were falling out of her hips. It was kind of traumatic. I'd really like to not see (or hear) her speak again. Given the background noise to her voice, I think she's a robot. Expect male-on-female sexual intercourse. [h1]Verdict[/h1] I wouldn't touch this title with a ten foot pole. I don't know if this game is [i]serious,[/i] or overpriced memeware. In any case, it's all around [i]awful[/i] quality, and I strongly recommend against it. This game needed quite a bit of development before release. [h1]Support the Wombat[/h1] If you enjoy my reviews, please follow my Curator page. Trust me, [b]you want to.[/b] https://store.steampowered.com/curator/36272124-Wombat-Trap/ To stay up to date on announcements and [i]propaganda,[/i] click here! https://steamcommunity.com/groups/wombattrap
• gamedeal user

  Aug 2, 2020

  its sexy sure and nice but here some issues. 1. limited options on everything- clothes postions everything 2. theres no real control on what to do. you cant pick what you want and its behind kinda misleading choses 3. male model is ugly and the voice acting is pretty lame with same lines (girl) and terrible ones (guy) get it if your bored but i highly wouldnt
• gamedeal user

  Jul 3, 2020

  Audio 2/10 - Music sucks general audio is mistimed and annoying Voice Acting -2/10 - Prerecorded trash that seems to be on a random loop Graphics - 0/10 - Camera control is either locked when you want it to be in free mode or so free you can not control it Content - Single female body with limited customization, flails with rag doll physics, retarded three choice options in every scene, Zero redeeming value, this deserves to be in the trash not on steam and not for real money. A hundred drunk monkeys programming in Binary could make a better smut game than this trash.
• gamedeal user

  Jan 2, 2021

  Nudity: Full Uncensored Sex - [5 / 5] Nudity/Gameplay Ratio: User Controlled - [5 / 5] Graphics: Very High - [5 / 5] Animations: Short & Looped with a lot of clipping - [2 / 5] Gameplay: No real gameplay - [1 / 5] Interaction w/ Girls: A good amount of scene control - [4.5 / 5] Camera control during nude scenes: Full 360 w/ zoom - [5 / 5] Male character customisation/opacity control: Poor options - [2 / 5] Time to finish (the game): 30 mins after customization - [2/5] Time to finish (myself): So close... to starting! - [2/5] Overall 'Early Access' rating: [3 / 5] Value for money: Not just yet [2 / 5] Other notes: [list][*]Good amount of female body customization options. [*]Very poor amount of female clothing customization options. [*]Terrible and highly disturbing male character facial features. [*]Lacking natural ginger hair colors. [*]Poor dialogue options, but kind of nice to have. [*]Strange female facial expressions in conversation. [*]Can control 'activity' speed, but it just looks fast forwarded/slow motion. [*]Can choose from common places to ejaculate, and control your aim. Nice! [*]A large amount of obvious clipping and animation issues that need sorting out. [*]Potential to be an amazing sex sim, seems worth investing in early.
• gamedeal user

  Mar 23, 2021

  Just bought this game yesterday, March 22, 2021. And I didn't even make it past the character customization screen before I closed it. The female models are all right but what the hell is up with the Male model??? He looks like some coked out meth head, absolutely disgusting. As a woman even I am offended by this character model. Is this how the game designers think that the people who would buy this "game" are? That they are some drug addled dimwit who can't get a girl in real life? Do they think that all their male fans are the stereotypical 'nerd' living in their mother's basement? Or are they simply trolling their customer base? There are plenty of reasons someone might want to hire a professional or semi professional as a lot of real life sex workers don't do it simple because they enjoy it. I will not be asking for a refund because 1. I bought it on sale for $10 and 2. Being that it is early access I sincerely hope that they improve the male model and maybe add in a female one as a customer. To many of these Adult Games are male centered.. some for us ladies would be nice! And if they do improve the player character I will revisit this review, but for now I cannot recommend it. Edit August 28, 2021 --- so they improved the male model, good on them!! With that improvement I actually got past the character creation and into the game. Tried it in free play mode. Sound is ok, could use a bit more variety. The animations are decent for what it is. Though the Blowjob anim needs to be tightened up/repositioned as the escort is not even close taking to the guy into her mouth. I think if they made this into VR experience it would be much better and immersive. Still waiting on a female customer.
• gamedeal user

  Oct 19, 2020

  For quick entertainment. Could use some more content and variety in ladies. Especially Asian ladies. Please make the male not look like a meth head. Geez.
• gamedeal user

  Jul 5, 2020

  Game crashed twice in a row, voice acting is cringe, and the controls are clunky. Product refunded.
• gamedeal user

  Aug 8, 2020

  After an extensive time of playing this game I have finally decided to give my public review of the title “escort simulator”. The game itself is a fun game which you could dub 3D hentai although it tries to be realistic it gives off the 3D models of an anime. Furthermore, during my game time I have played this game for countless hours from launch day and have cummed all over my keyboard, monitor and other parts of my setup… from the joy this game gives me!!! -Pros ~Makes you cum fast as fuck boiiii ~great escort customisation such as preggos, small, to my fav big booty small tiddies ~ Fun for friends and family my GF and I had loads of fun redoing the positions in the game Cons ~No male escorts ~No furries ~Can’t customise the man ☹ Finally, the game is great but would need a few minor tweaks like better voice acting, male option and tissues included. Otherwise good game came 7/10 bananas
• gamedeal user

  May 2, 2021

  For an early access, I suppose it really depends how much they intend to improve upon what they have now and what they will focus on to validate its claim to be "an immersive simulation" or its hope to prove its not just all talk, especially if it's goal is really to be "one of the most entertaining mature games available on Steam.". Albeit the developers had made a post detailing an effort to provide regular updates back in November 2020,but after a brief review of the features they claim to be working on, it remains questionable if this game will ever be anything more than what feels more like a side project and will undercut those expecting to get their monies worth. While, any who manage to grab it at a bargain may find the animations occasionally surprising but, more often than not you're only more likely not to be disappointed if you literally just upgraded from a Sega Dreamcast and haven't seen the development of graphics since Cybertown was a live running website. In other words, the developers don't seem to have a handle on the direction of this game and it feels like it was a great idea that started out strong but then when it came down to figuring out how to strike a balance between an adult game with actual game play, acting as more of a visual simulator, or representing a satire playing on the over-exaggerated snobby looks of the male character fumbling through various plots that are presumably supposed to unfold, but apparently never do as the questions an answers become more limited and irrelevant to any mission per se. It's objectives for the games seem scattered and a simple look at the alleged "In Progress fixes" they have posted, gives one a clear view of what has been prioritized over what they 're willing to push off until an anticipated v2.0. In it's current stage, the dialogue attempts to mimic questions one might ask if one were there in place of the male character all while clueless of what to do in a real life scenario and fails to provide any sort of context or character development to relate to. It almost feels like it was based on what seemingly would be a stereotyped assumption of what one would imagine in fiction and that you'd maybe only see in a poorly directed, explicit, adult content feature. While this would normally imply that the game is intended to be taken at face value or be more of a visually appealing game of artwork, one would think that since it lets you skip the dialogue and jump right into the action, there would be more focus on making the action scene look for enjoyable, but sadly not. The movements aren't quite as smooth as you might think based on how well the game looked after first loading up. And, as a matter of fact, if getting your character's pipes cleaned is a personal enjoyment, you'll be disappointed to discover there isn't much animation in terms of humping and or detail in the physics representation of inertia or bounce back properties of skin voiding any perceivable physical contact between the characters and is more reminiscent of watching two 3D character models passing through one another as if being placed within a 3D rendering software and virtual environment still under construction. Probably the most uninviting feature of this game right off the bat though is the camera control and GUI. Using the shift button to lock your mouse is one of the strangest camera control setups I've ever fiddled with. Sure, you get used to it, but "locking" isn't quite the same locking you'd expect. In both locked and unlocked, your ASDW keys continue to control pan and tilt while the lock essentially locks your mouse to an arbitrary location on your screen and the movement of your mouse acts like an inverted center-weighted rotation control. I mean for goodness sake, just set the mouse clicker to lock the mouse on press and/or while holding down the left click button. This shift-tap & release to nudge the camera at every press of the shift to get it in the right place is more like timing your strafes in trying to bunny hop across de_dust in CS 1.1 and makes you more dizzy than watching someone bunny hop poorly if moving the mouse too fast the moment you let go of the shift key. So yes, it has some work to do, it's an early release, "cut it some slack". Well, that's where the developer and early access reviewers come into play and by comparison, normally with a reputable game studio, you'd be able to get a sense or feel for what they're more focused on as a company and what comes important factors they take into consideration. But here, rather than focus on improving the game mechanics and movement physics (for a more seamless character interactions when they are supposed to look like they're making physical contact with one another), developing the story line to offer more than 2 or 3 choices as a response and facilitate a conversation that actually flows from one idea to the next. or, at the very least, designing less intentionally ugly male characters or female characters whose belly does't fold across when bending over but suck into a body crease as if the character model was taken from Minecraft. Instead, and granted it's been more than 5 months since there last posted update, they've chosen to work on things like adding keys for volume controls, adding subtitles/translations for interview sequences, and etc. whilst pushing off something more impactful such as animation loops, which is listed to be work on in the coming version 2.0 It would also seem hey're hoping to push out more locations for character interaction when they haven't even seem to have completed the current interactions that take place now. (Can the guy sit up straight when talking to girl at least?) If they are still working on things, it's seems like it might be a long time before it gets anywhere near its vision statement of being the most entertaining adult game on Steam. It seems fairly quiet over at Somevaision Games and some believe the project may have already been abandoned. The game definitely had a fair amount of potential compared to some of its competitors, but in it's current state, I would NOT recommend this game unless you're willing to support the studio with some sort of unwarranted hope to get a better product if and/or when development continues. Otherwise, it seems like it's one of those games that you can't play seriously because there's a lack of actual story line or plot development to play into and there's just so many limitations or complications that you probably couldn't even enjoy it for long if you're just wanting to mess around. And if it's not clear yet, this is not the game to download if you were hoping to be the star of your own homemade virtual adult entertainment film of some sort...wish I had saved my $$.
• gamedeal user

  Jun 24, 2020

  Jesus fucking christ, More of a horror game to be honest... Voice acting creeps me out and that the dick goes in the vagene then pushes out of the stomach does not help...