Reviews

• gamedeal user

  Dec 22, 2016

  ...I can't believe I am getting to defend Slingshot People. I think I've played every GameGuru title that hit Steam this year & up until now I thought Slingshot People was going to be the worst one. However that game did receive a fair few updates & I at least got the sense that the developer was trying to make a game & had an intended vision for the gameplay in it (I played it again after each of the first 4 or 5 updates & I do not think it worked at all to make a good game, but I do get the sense that they were trying). This though is pedestrian even for GameGuru, the terrain is the main variant for what seemed like an endless set of maps in the half hour it took to finish it; you run past all the various zombie assets we all know & love because they can't animate fast enough to get anywhere near the sprinting player. There isn't even the pretense of the "puzzles" that other GameGuru releases have such as 'find a key' or 'the door is locked, find something other than a key to break it down'; you just run through the maps until you spot the glaring coloured lights around the christmas tree through the massive fog that blankets most of the level & then you get another long loading screen which is a woman showing you her nude back in her short shorts & santa hat, which I suppose is the reason for the nudity tag. Is uncovered back nudity? I guess it is. Anyway, this game is quite a boring, copy & paste affair that felt entirely too long with a half hour of gameplay (given I ran past everything & there wasn't any reason to bother the zombies who didn't really seem bothered by my running for presents, they were probably just enjoying the snow & half of them probably couldn't see me through the fog), plus at $7 discounted & 10 full price, this isn't even recommended for collectors of bad games on Steam like me. Humbug. Zombie Humbug.
• gamedeal user

  Feb 27, 2017

  So I bought the game and beaten it. It took me 40 minutes. For 3,39€, is it worth. NO. It doesn't even have trading cards. The game is too short for it's price, it haves dumb zombie AI and is very poorly optimized, partly due to lack of graphic options. However, this on one of better GameGuru games on Steam. Level design seem consistent, the game is not 10 minutes long and the graphic is pretty good, even on lowest settings. 3/10
• gamedeal user

  May 9, 2017

  Why is there "nudity" as one of the tags? The only exposure is a pretty girl seen from the back wearing panties during loading screens, there's no nakedness at all. The game itself is a technically sufficient FPS where you walk around snowy and very bright linear environments shooting the same two kinds of zombies. Graphics appear to be from the early 2000's, though from the ten minutes I could take it must admit everything worked fine, no glitches. It's just completely pointless even if it's nearly free.
• gamedeal user

  May 15, 2017

  Awful zombie shooter. Some standing undead.
• gamedeal user

  Jul 11, 2017

  this has to be the most pointless zombie shoter game ive ever played! running past the zombies , they dont attack , standing right next to zombies they dont attack! ive had more fun playing with windows 95 paint ! do not buy !
• gamedeal user

  Jul 13, 2017

  NOPE!
• gamedeal user

  Jul 16, 2017

  打折的时候买的 ，反正 几块钱买的不亏，说实话这游戏做的真的不咋地，还比较吃硬件，玩了几分钟就卸了。。。 I bought it when it is at discount,i could not say i am disappointed at it.But if you wanna get better game experience,i really don not recommend it for this game depends too much on you hardware!
• gamedeal user

  Mar 10, 2018

  TO DEVS, WHAT WERE YOU THINKING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! TO BUYERS, DONT YOU DARE BUY THIS 'GAME'!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
• gamedeal user

  Jun 24, 2018

  the only original thing in this game is the copy and paste skill of those who make this game...