Reviews

• gamedeal user

  Jul 11, 2020

  Sweeper aka Ford Taunus-Cortina Sedan.
• gamedeal user

  Jul 11, 2020

  [h1]★ ★ ★ ★ ★ The season pack ends with some historical relics[/h1] ☕ [b]Sweeper[/b] Oi, have a gander of this fine example of a saloon from the past. In my younger days, I would take me lads and drive around, honk the the horn, every time I saw a fit bird or some nutter around Hyde Park, until one day, a copper gave me a fine. But the narrow streets of London is b*llocks init? What you need is some banger racing mate. Now finish your fish and chips, then get a cuppa tea, light a f a g, and drive it like it's nicked eh!? ⚰️ [b]Hearse[/b] A marvelously designed Hearse with the European sophistication in mind for plenty of room, when it is needed the most. Used daily on routes from morgues to churches and graveyards, instead of exporting it to some third-world-country, where the tires or suspensions wouldn't stand a chance against the stone-age gravel, it is now ready for some splendid banger racing. A cup holder for a fiver and you can sip your Earl Grey, while philosophising about which island or South Asian country to colonise next, as you ram your way to victory and repeat history once more. 🦔 [b]Stock Car[/b] After years of watching foreign plonkers racing on the telly, we have to do better than red telephone boxes, the pubs or the p!ssed blokes right outside. That's where the Stock Car comes in. Specialised suspensions, weight balanced for anti-clockwise oval racing and limited engine specifications. Muddy, messy and exclusive, just like our politicians. Brilliant!