Reviews

• gamedeal user

  Dec 1, 2014

  First of all, I didn't know what this is about. Now I know that stimulating flowers isn't a real hobby for me. My girlfriend likes it, but she is kind of high now. Wanna have a brainfuck? Get it. Wanna have sex with flowers? Get it. Wanna have a high girlfriend? GET IT NOW! 69 / 10
• gamedeal user

  Aug 20, 2023

  After reading the positive and negative reviews and agreeing with both, I felt like talking a little bit about what's going on here. When I realized what the purpose of the game was I felt really embarrassed, because I wasn't expecting that from such a colorful and apparently cute game. I kept playing and doubting, but the phrases kept appearing on the screen, and with each phrase I felt more embarrassed, and now I was involved in this situation without asking to be. Well, that seemed horrible at first, I felt a certain contradiction about what to think, continue playing or close the window, something that can be compared to real life situations. I felt invaded, but I tried to keep my optimism and remember that this is just a game with colored shapes and not the actual reality. I continued playing. Then I noticed how well those shapes and colors represented a sexual idea that we shared, using it in a completely abstract way and with an understandable and beautiful result. I couldn't stop thinking that I was condemning something just because I felt ashamed, without it doing any harm. I think the developer made a mistake with the "encouragement" phrases because it undermines the subjectivity of the experience, which makes it lose the value of the idea, but I cannot deny that this is a work that manages to convert the nuances of pleasure into colors and shapes, encompassing even the personality aspects that make people unique with their own particularities. What I can learn from this is that whenever we interact with something we are doing an analysis based not only on our principles and values but also on the stimuli we receive, and this game manages to generate these stimuli through abstract stuffs and interactions that could be better used, but the game still delivers a unique and relevant experience. I would give a neutral rating to this one, and would only recommend it to these who are into art concepts or very passionate about flowers.
• gamedeal user

  Jan 3, 2016

  Luxuria Superbia is a lovely gardening game that will truly challenge your green fingers. You start the game with a sterile white garden, 11 empty flowerbeds and one with a single pink flower. As the master gardener it is your job to take care of that flower and make it happy so you can harvest seeds, and to unlock the flower of the next flowerbed. This is of course easier said than done. The flower has a bronze, a silver and a gold stage of happines and an extasy stage where it's really REALLY happy. Pacing is crucial, a beginner gardener might try to rush the flower to extasy in the bronze stage but the flower will become overstimulated and you'll have to try again. Once you've made the flower happy enough (though not too happy) to clear the bronze stage you can bring the flower to extasy whenever you want, straight away or later, for example after clearing the silver stage. Clearing the bronze stage also unlocks the next flower. After the extasy stage you can harvest the flower's seeds to bring colour to your garden and move on to the next flower to make that one happy as well. It might be a bit embarrassing (or something like that) at first because even as a master gardener you've probably never had flowers like this before, but they're really encouraging while you're trying, forgiving when you get it wrong and grateful when you get it right. 15/10 for a unique experience
• gamedeal user

  Jan 25, 2017

  This game can only actually be enjoyed after doing a bunch of DXM. That being said, its a good game, would recommend.
• Jores The Diphteric

  Mar 10, 2017

  This is a beautiful game about making love to someone. As it's quite a personal experience, many of you wouldn't like it, because at first glance it can be seen as "dirty" or even "sick" to make a game about that. Maybe, but Tale of Tales does it in such a beautiful way, so I guess i can say for sure - this is one of the most sensual and immersive sex simulators out there.
• gamedeal user

  Jun 27, 2017

  [h1]What is it?[/h1] Well, as a [b]computer game[/b]: it's a bit more than an hour's worth of gameplay, if you take it relatively slowly, although you could stretch it out more if you wanted. And there are technically 12 levels, but they differ from each other in ways that are mostly cosmetic. In all of them, gameplay isn't skill-based but patience-based: you do best if you go very very slowly, although as long as you don't go [i]too[/i] fast, the game will allow you to finish the level. It's hard to justify the game's price on account of its gameplay, though. As an [b]interactive art exhibit[/b], it's a neat conceptualization of either the female org[i]a[/i]sm or the psychedelic experience, and it's totally worth a few moments of your time. There's some psychedelic music and cute little animations that wouldn't have been out of place in the Beatles [i]Yellow Submarine[/i] movie. You probably haven't played anything quite like this before. I could imagine some people finding the experience very relaxing— I didn't, but that was just because neither the keyboard + mouse nor the controller interface felt quite right to me. It would probably be enjoyable to experience in VR or on some kind of really heavy drugs. What it would be really great at would be an [b]Audiosurf-style procedural-level game[/b]. Because playing a Shpongle track that sync'd to one of these these flower tunnels would be [i]deeeecent[/i]. Sadly, the developers did not see fit to code in this functionality. It's a really cool idea, executed with some finesse. It's probably good for an hour's entertainment, once. If you can justify throwing down the necessary ducats for that much playtime, you could do worse. [b]EDIT:[/b] it is obscene that Steam's language filter flags "org[i]a[/i]sm." That is some serious grade-A Puritanical nonsense, GabeN.
• gamedeal user

  Jan 30, 2018

  This game is a vagina-orgasm simulator. Each level is themed around pleasuring the vagina in a different way. Various level themes are: flowers, gardens, clouds, stars, and so on. The game gives you not-sutle-at-all text as you tickle the various nubbins to both prolong and then encourage the orgasm that will complete the level. I think there's an overall goal of building a temple, but that's not entirely clear. I stopped playing once I had orgasmed all the 12 levels. The level of writing is a bit suspect: "Milk my way." appears on one of the space vagina levels. I think it's meant to be taken seriously, but all I could do was laugh and roll my eyes. That said, there's a game here and it is...decent? The visuals are nice, once you get past the silliness of what they represent. Recommended: 3 out of 5. Would milk the way again.
• gamedeal user

  Jun 22, 2018

  Probably the worst game you have ever encountered. The objective appears to be, hold the mouse button down as long as possible while wathing netflix and ignoring this game. It would take a lot for me to be more underwhelmed.
• gamedeal user

  Aug 12, 2018

  This is a strange game. If you don't get too weirded out by it, it is a very enjoyable experience. Stimulate the flower, tease it. Basically have sex with your computer and get a pleasant tunnel visual experience. If you do psychedelics, this game is immensely joyable. I think it's a fun unique experience sober, but damn does it get more intense and beautiful in its design.
• gamedeal user

  Jan 29, 2014

  I vote Luxuria Superbia for #1 Psychedelic Flower-Based Vaginal Orgasm Simulator of the Year Edit: Didn't realize you couldn't say those words. "Female Orifice Climax" Simulator is a suitable replacement. No, this isn't a joke.