Reviews

• gamedeal user

  Feb 23, 2022

  Dropped ground beef on floor and made a girl eat it
• gamedeal user

  Feb 19, 2022

  they added an R18 patch recently, horny wins again
• gamedeal user

  Mar 7, 2022

  Here's a quick review of this open-world erotic game: You are a landlord in a luxury B&B villa. There are 3 female guests. Each of them has basic needs they sometimes pester you with. Also, you're doing this as the emergency contact of your brother, who's missing. Other than AND including this, the story is virtually non-existent. The story is quite obviously translated. And it’s horrendous. There are many typos, grammar mistakes and pre-2015 Google style direct translations that would give “All your base are belong to us” a run for its money. The English voice-overs are comically bad. This includes sex scenes (for which you must download a file from the game’s website and manually install) as well. Moreover, the pacing is shockingly disgusting. The game feels sluggish. Except for free roaming, the game takes your control away whenever you speak to someone, whenever your phone rings or you get a message. The game also locks you out of your controls for a few seconds whenever you save, sleep, get in your car, get out of your car, etc. You can’t move even when your “character” is thinking, and whenever the game notifies you with a new “mission”. Even when you load your game, you wait for the game to ever so slowly fade in from black for about 4 seconds for absolutely no reason -since the game world is already loaded and ready. The dialogues, in addition to being profoundly stupid even by porn game standards, are also mini snooze-fests. Every character pause for a few seconds between each of their meandering, badly written, even worse voice-acted ramblings. The game is intentionally and painfully slow and cumbersome. The graphics are nice (Unreal Engine 4, after all) and the map, the villa and the rest of the designs (although obviously put together from various asset packs from the UE marketplace) seem decent enough. The characters are pretty, and the girls are sexy. Not to mention, it’s good to see a porn game that doesn’t depict its main character as a half-transparent solid-colored arbitrary male figure or a skinny, hairless Japanese boy with a dick long enough to topple his frail body over every time he gets an erection. The main character is a blonde Chad, and however disgusting his hairy ass might be to some porn game enthusiasts, I prefer this dude to fuck the girls rather than a neon-blue-colored apparition. Since the game is in the early stages of development, there are very few customization options for the girls. The sex scenes (which are few and far in between) show some potential, but they are similarly uninspired and sluggish. The girls sometimes take their sweet time expressing their “pleasure” in the same half-assed, poorly voice-acted manner; during which time the game prevents you from clicking buttons, because fuck you. Also, there is no clothed sex so far, not even with lingerie, underwear or bikini. Is it worth buying? Eeeh… Maybe. Or maybe wait for a couple more months and see if the developer actually provides some actual content besides sprinkling a few sex scenes into an unnecessarily huge digital landscape with nothing interesting to do in.
• gamedeal user

  Apr 10, 2021

  (This is a DAY 1, EA first impressions) I honestly don't know what I expected from this game but the girl models looked great and it seemed like a decent plot dating sim game with some "adult time" mixed in. Unfortunately, any uncensored adult time can't be found here and I've read mixed information on whether the steam version will be getting such content. All that I know is that it will be coming to non-Steam versions of the game. In it's current state, I don't expect perfection but this was my take away... The Good - - The girls look great - Drifting in the SUV - The SUV can drive through water (lol) - You have an unlimited ammo pistol The Bad - - Performance issues across the board (1070, I5-5600K, 32 gigs of ram, game installed on SSD) - Lag, stuttering, one time the game crashed on me, - Some loading screens are too long - Sometimes you can't access the pause menu or your phone - Your memo tab in your phone doesn't update with each new "objective" every time or quick enough so you lose sight of what to do - Voice acting is done poorly ^^ And this is no offense to the actors themselves. I don't care if English might not be their first language or if they don't pronounce every word perfectly. The girls' accents are actually cute. Though, there are parts in the dialogue where they would fumble over a word or sentence so hard and it's like...they could of just redone the recording. Maybe this (and I hope) is something they'll address and have polished. - Graphics not as adjustable as I would like ?bloom?motion blur? - Game's direction seems unclear. You want to find where your brother went, handle a BnB, talk to and swindle women, then they give you a gun with what I assume was given to you to use for hunting? In it's current state, I can't recommend purchasing the game. I say wait for the full release, especially if you came looking for adult content. It's just not there, yet. I see the potential in this game, though. If they fix all the issues, voice acting, and give this Steam version some sexy time DLC? We'll have a solid game on our hands.
• gamedeal user

  Apr 10, 2022

  If Tommy Wiseau made a video game you would get Together BnB. Oh hi Mark. How's your sex life?
• gamedeal user

  Feb 15, 2023

  TLDR: The game was abandoned for 6 months, the devs came back recently (posted a dev blog) but without the update. If you're on the fence DON'T buy it, or get it on a massive sale 60% or more it has enough content to enjoy but not enough to justify full price. This game WAS a scam for like 6 months, the devs just got back and made an update (not to the game but a dev blog) FROM 6 MONTHS OF NO WORD FROM THEM. This was on Jan 20. no update still now. So if your on the fence don't buy it right now, wait for a while until THERE is an actual update. There is enough content to enjoy even the sussy kind BUT not for all characters. BUT do get it on sale like 60% or more. IMO this game is in limbo between abandoned and still being made, with actual hope of it being still alive. The dev blog might be a ploy by the devs to increase the reviews a bit to get more people to buy this scam. The upcoming update (if it ever comes) is nice enough to actually take long development time, but not for 6 months. I will change this review later if they did update it, but for now stay away.
• gamedeal user

  Feb 26, 2022

  For those who want to get R18 content: You just need to activate it. All u need to do is download patch from the internet and import it to game folder. There is download instruction with patch. So change your reviews please, because you are misleading people. My opinion about this game: This game is really good, but you need to remember this game is still in early access, so there is not much content. I would recommend you to wait until release, but I can not say you do not need to buy it. Right now this game has gameplay only for ~5-6 hours, but also it has very much details (in my opinion). So it is only your decision to buy it or not. As I said earlier: I would recommend you to wait until release to not wait updates when it is still in early access. P.S. Sorry for my english. I hope you gonna understand my thoughts, which I wrote in this review. P.S.S. Thanks for attention <3 P.S.S.S. I want to get full release so bad actually. I want MORE CONTENT of this beauty :D P.S.S.S.S. I am going to update this review after next big update. P.S.S.S.S.S. So many P.S. XD P.S.S.S.S.S.S. And of course I want to thanks for everyones support. Love ya guys <3 Funny thing: I guess cooking in this game is even harder than in real life :D
• gamedeal user

  Apr 10, 2021

  Pro. -Female characters are cute. -Water physics are good. Meh. -Bullet impact physics are ridiculously strong when shooting the car. -The car itself can get stuck on a small ridges. -The car can also drive under the water. Cons. -FPS drop in the main house. -Can't skip repeatable conversations. -Quest objective descriptions are unclear. -Voice acting are awkward (TES IV: Oblivion level). -Still have a small noise distortion from the voice line of the characters.
• gamedeal user

  May 6, 2022

  Needs optimization and more porn -I i...I mean serious and deep content- because otherwise I'll regret buying this my whole life. Thanks GGGManlives! Now I'm buying shitty games thanks to your videos! Seriously, optimization needs more attention asap. Planning on buying this? Give it a chance and ask for a refund if you wish. It's one of those 'it's so bad that it's good' kinda games. But I've seen worse.
• gamedeal user

  May 3, 2021

  Tommy Wiseau Presents: Together BnB