Reviews

• gamedeal user

  Feb 20, 2022

  very fun but boring after a while
• Noam95

  Aug 4, 2023

  Cute
• gamedeal user

  Mar 17, 2019

  it was meh it was great exept for the minor lag and the blur when ever you move or look around.
• gamedeal user

  Mar 19, 2019

  Hmm was expecting a bit more... I love the sandbox idea and the given freedom, only there is not so much to do at all. After 30 minutes I already found myself doing repetitive things. And had no inspiration or even an option to do other things. I think this is a great game if you would like to spend a day doing totally nothing. But that's it. The game needs much more content. I requested a refund. There are better games for this money, though. But, I do like the artistic impression of the game and it's very colorful and vibrant. It packs a bit of humor, but for me 30 minutes of the same humor was more than enough.
• gamedeal user

  Mar 20, 2019

  I'm gonna try to be as honest and genuine as i can be, starting by saying that, as it is right now, this game seems like something more along the lines of a free game on game jolt. I would be able to look past the issues if the game weren't 5 dollars, but since it is being sold for 5 dollars, i feel like i should mention every issue i encountered. For one, the second you move, you notice the movement feels really bad, this is because your character doesn't stop when you let go of the direction you're moving, but instead they stop when they're done taking their full step. This means that when you want to only move forward slightly, your guy pretty much takes 2 full steps forward half the time. why should that matter so much? because you have to individually pick up all the money from the ground, and that's where my next problem comes into play. you have to be pretty close to the money to pick it up. this wouldn't really be a problem except for the fact that, since your character wants to take his big ass "mother may I" steps, he'll end up going too far, and then you're out of range to pick up the money again, so you're constantly struggling to try and get in the right position to pick up all the money laying on the ground. next up, getting around is extremely annoying. the reason being that the cars literally feel like they're on ice skates and they have about as much weight as a box of tissues. it literally became a running joke for me to say "don't steer TOO hard!!" while playing this game, because i kid you not, every single car in this game will flip over if you steer it too hard. your best bet is to use the standard muscle car, that way if you flip it, it at least has a chance to flip back on the wheels. lastly, regarding the cars (this is just my personal opinion) the sound they make becomes very grating after hearing it for about 2 minutes lmao the gameplay is fun for about 30 minutes, and then you experienced everything. the cops don't have guns, they just chase you down with their bare hands, so the only way you end up getting arrested is when you end up running out of ammo for your guns (which you can't just buy more ammo for, you have to manually buy a whole new gun). I also ended up breaking the shotgun, i switched items in my inventory while it was reloading and it wouldn't shoot anymore, had to restart my game. to my last point, i guess this isn't really a serious problem? but i'm still going to mention it. you start the game with some random junk in your inventory, one of the things being a bottle of beer. do yourself a favor, don't drink the beer. one swig and your character is absolutely blitzed, and i guess in this world you never recover from being drunk. i tried dying, i tried getting arrested, i tried drinking more until i passed out, he still wakes up drunk. even in game, while you're in prison, the time is sped up but it says you're in there for 100 days, ur guy is still drunk, after 100 days in prison what a life anyway, sorry if i was really harsh on the game, but like i said, it seems more like something i could find on gamejolt for free, and all the little issues i mentioned (bad movement, being close to pick up money, bad driving) it all comes together to make this game just unpolished enough to say it's not worth 5 bucks
• gamedeal user

  May 5, 2019

  What POSTAL 2 would be if you stripped out the missions, characters and reactive NPCs. You can wander around town farting, spitting and urinating to your heart's content, but there is no reason to do so. You can climb behind the wheel and drive into a crowd of people, but no one will care. The game advertises that you can enter any building, but many of the potentially-interesting locations like office buildings are props. The Town Hall contains nothing but couches and potted plants, without so much as a single bureaucrat to spit or urinate upon. I knew within a minute of playing that this was just a joke project someone completed while learning to design games, then put on Steam to see if they could make a few bucks to pay for their next project. After 5 minutes I'd had enough. Absolutely not worth the full price. I got it at 90% off and still feel compelled to request a refund, even though the amount is equal to spare change I'd casually drop in a donation box at a cash register. I'm sure someone has a let's play of this on Youtube. Go watch that for a few minutes, then spend your money on one of the many superior $5-and-under games on Steam.
• gamedeal user

  May 10, 2019

  Not that fun really
• gamedeal user

  Jun 10, 2019

  bad
• gamedeal user

  Jun 29, 2019

  menus broken homie
• gamedeal user

  Nov 27, 2019

  I like the chicken