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• gamedeal user

  Nov 2, 2021

  +++ easy 100 % Steam Achievements (Clicker Game) + 15 Trading Cards (5 woul be perfect/ better) + Putin in a Black Hole + good to key drunken Hardcore Russians away from cheating on CS: GO a while (JOKE) --- very boring Good for Achievement Hunter, Trading Card Collectors, relaxing Russian Clicker Games Fan & Hardcore Drunken Mother Russia Russian Putin Fans AVOID THIS GAME if you dont want 100 % Steam Achievements!!! Thx 4 reading the WARNING!!! Hope you enjoy ANOTHER Game. Happy Gaming GL HF NOT THIS ONE!!! Need now 1000 Vodka Bottles to get this Game out of my Head again. Where is the DELETE BUTTON
• gamedeal user

  Jan 14, 2022

  [h1]Who needs GTA V and Cyberpunk 2077 when you have this?[/h1] [i]The title is satire, do not murder me[/i] Memes, memes, memes, IT'S ALL MEMES, MAN!! This is not a game, not even a real 'clicker' game, it's a collection of memes with clicker game mechanics on top. Is it stupid? Yes. Is it fun too? OF COURSE Russian memes are a language forged by the Gods themselves, that only few warriors can understand while exploring these lands also known as 'teh interwebs'. To understand these ancient runes, you must possess something that is called 'русская душа'. You also need to be in a certain state of mind, your spirit needs to be on a frequency also known as 'Not Sober'. Only then you can delve into the this mysterious game and decode those ancient tongues spoken by the Gods. If you are from eastern europe, this game will bless you with an astonishing sense of nostalgia. I remember when my мамочка gave birth to me in a maternity that looked just like the one in this game, but with only one window, which was still good because it was cold inside, and we had to let some warmth from outside come in. The school i grew up in looked similar after we were sneaking alcohol in the 7th grade. Not that it was much better before. I wonder if they ever repaired my school, or does it still look like the one presented in this glorious masterpiece? Hell, even the bathroom stall doors had holes in them and had only one hinge left (Of course, not everyone bothered using those, it wasn't an unusual sight to see a big dump that looked like it was taken from a cartoon, right on the stairs that children and teachers used daily every break). [spoiler]The school i am talking about isn't even in Russia, but yea, it was repaired and modernized at some point[/spoiler] Thank you for the amazing warm, joyful and delightful trip down the nostalgia lane, GosDev & Abama.
• gamedeal user

  Dec 4, 2022

  Nobody reads reviews for sure, so I'll say I'm gay
• gamedeal user

  Jan 5, 2023

  Best 48 min of my life
• gamedeal user

  Feb 22, 2023

  Nobody will read my review, so i'll just say i'm gay
• gamedeal user

  Mar 7, 2023

  Best $0.28 I've spent in years
• gamedeal user

  May 14, 2023

  add sex
• gamedeal user

  Jul 4, 2023

  AN HONEST REVIEW FOR THIS MASTERPIECE ---{ Graphics }--- ☑ You forget what reality is ☐ Beautiful ☐ Good ☐ Decent ☐ Bad ☐ Don‘t look too long at it ☐ MS-DOS ---{ Gameplay }--- ☑ Very good ☐ Good ☐ It's just gameplay ☐ Mehh ☐ Watch paint dry instead ☐ Just don't ---{ Audio }--- ☑ Eargasm ☐ Very good ☐ Good ☐ Not too bad ☐ Bad ☐ I'm now deaf ---{ Audience }--- ☑ Kids ☑ Teens ☑ Adults ☑ Grandma ---{ PC Requirements }--- ☑ Monitor ☐ Potato ☐ Decent ☐ Fast ☐ Rich boi ☐ Ask NASA if they have a spare computer ---{ Difficulty }--- ☐ Just press 'W' ☐ Easy ☑ Easy to learn / Hard to master ☑ Significant brain usage ☐ Difficult ☑ Dark Souls ---{ Grind }--- ☐ Nothing to grind ☐ Only if u care about leaderboards/ranks ☐ Isn't necessary to progress ☐ Average grind level ☐ Too much grind ☑ You'll need a second life for grinding ---{ Story }--- ☐ No Story ☐ Some lore ☐ Average ☐ Good ☐ Lovely ☑ It'll replace your life ---{ Game Time }--- ☐ Long enough for a cup of coffee ☐ Short ☐ Average ☐ Long ☑ To infinity and beyond ---{ Price }--- ☐ It's free! ☑ Worth the price ☐ If it's on sale ☐ If u have some spare money left ☐ Not recommended ☐ You could also just burn your money ---{ Bugs }--- ☑ Never heard of ☐ Minor bugs ☐ Can get annoying ☐ ARK: Survival Evolved ☐ The game itself is a big terrarium for bugs ---{ ? / 10 }--- ☐ 1 ☐ 2 ☐ 3 ☐ 4 ☐ 5 ☐ 6 ☐ 7 ☐ 8 ☐ 9 ☐ 10 ☑ 11 ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣻⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣵⣿⣿⣿⠿⡟⣛⣧⣿⣯⣿⣝⡻⢿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠋⠁⣴⣶⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣦⣍⢿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⢷⠄⣾⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣏⢼⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⢹⣿⣿⢻⠎⠔⣛⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡏⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⢸⣿⣿⠇⡶⠄⣿⣿⠿⠟⡛⠛⠻⣿⡿⠿⠿⣿⣗⢣⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⠐⣿⣿⡿⣷⣾⣿⣿⣿⣾⣶⣶⣶⣿⣁⣔⣤⣀⣼⢲⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⠄⣿⣿⣿⣿⣾⣟⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡿⣿⣿⣿⢟⣾⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⠄⣟⣿⣿⣿⡷⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣮⣽⠛⢻⣽⣿⡇⣾⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⠄⢻⣿⣿⣿⡷⠻⢻⡻⣯⣝⢿⣟⣛⣛⣛⠝⢻⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⠄⠸⣿⣿⡟⣹⣦⠄⠋⠻⢿⣶⣶⣶⡾⠃⡂⢾⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⠄⠄⠟⠋⠄⢻⣿⣧⣲⡀⡀⠄⠉⠱⣠⣾⡇⠄⠉⠛⢿⣿⣿⣿ ⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠈⣿⣿⣿⣷⣿⣿⢾⣾⣿⣿⣇⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠉⠉ ⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠸⣿⣿⠟⠃⠄⠄⢈⣻⣿⣿⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄ ⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⢿⣿⣾⣷⡄⠄⢾⣿⣿⣿⡄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄ ⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠸⣿⣿⣿⠃⠄⠈⢿⣿⣿⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄
• gamedeal user

  Aug 6, 2023

  Great game ! Glory to the Russian Federation!
• gamedeal user

  Oct 4, 2023

  great game since it makes russians take a break from counter strike