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• gamedeal user

  Oct 10, 2016

  Not fun at all. It's more or less a cashgrab, the game mechanics are horrible, slowmo is horrible, you can't move around in the air, it feels very forced--the controls are very 'robotic' and clanky. It's not very fun.
• gamedeal user

  Oct 11, 2016

  Okay, straight up front, I live in Australia and am neither pro-Trump nor anti-Trump. Nor am I especially left- or right-wing: I prefer to sit on the fence, and see which side makes more sense at any given time. So I won't be reviewing this as a piece of political propaganda (which any fool can see it is). I will instead attempt to review it purely and utterly as a VIDEO GAME, and thereby a piece of entertainment. Deep breath, here goes nuthin'... It's shit. But kind of amusing for all that. I certainly got a few laughs out of my less-than-thirty minutes of gameplay, after which the "joke" grew extremely thin. What's the joke? Well, the joke is that you play an only partially controllable rag-doll variant of Dwayne Johnson (read the Store blurb) who can't even run down two short flights of steps without tumbling head-over-heels. So if you've been hanging out for a far less "open world"-y version of Goat Simulator with unpredictable physics comparable to Bad Rats, then THIS IS YOUR GAME. Though even you people should probably wait for a price much lower than five bucks, and by the time that happens no one - not even the "edgiest" of extreme leftists - will want to buy this game anyway. It's a shame, too, 'cause there's actually a pretty amusing premise here. My advice to the devs: spruce the game up a bit, and add lots of free DLC with OTHER presidential candidates through the ages - both Clintons, Obama, Reagan, the whole fucking lot of 'em - and your game might actually have some longevity. Otherwise...a cheap gimmick with a not-so-cheap price-tag. Still, I gotta admit I was curious, and it's hardly the worst $4.79 I've ever spent on Steam. Recommended, but only to those easily amused by farts in bathtubs and/or loudmouthed social justice warriors who want to brag to everyone on Facebook how they've practically overthrown the upcoming "Trump dictatorship" by playing a VIDEO GAME. Shit, guess that must put me in the former of those two categories. I must be one immature mother-fucker. Verdict: 5/10 (barely).
• gamedeal user

  Oct 11, 2016

  So I've played through the entire game (yes, it's that short), and this will be an honest review without inciting any political bias. The core gameplay is simple, yet fun. You're a bodyguard with the ability to slow down time and eat a bullet without dying. Your goal is to protect Mr. Rump and progress until you reach the final level. There will be spoilers ahead, so if you wish to have an experience without any surprises being ruined, stop reading here and read the conclusion. [spoiler]The game starts with you saving the president as a goal, but as you progress, the developer's political bias emerges. This is all-in-all an anti-Trump game. The stages are themed in a hyperbolic way of Trump's statements. You're in a stage where Rump builds the wall with confederate flags on stage, a "bring back torture" stage, then a stage with the KKK, an anti-women stage and a stage where Mr. Rump becomes a neo-nazi and calls for world war 4 "Finish what Hitler started." In the end you build a time machine and you're the one who shoots Mr. Rump. tl;dr this game is made to portray Trump as Hitler.[/spoiler] So what do I think of the game? Honestly, I don't care about the developer's political bias, it's just a game. But to charge this much for very little content is a bit dissapointing, considering one of the stages drops to 15fps. How the character controls takes time to get used to, but once you get the hang of it, you'll go through the game without much difficulty. Would I recommend it? I enjoyed playing through it, and I think anyone who has an open mind would as well. For $5, it's not too bad. If it goes on sale for less, I'd easily recommend it. [spoiler]Please add more content, thanks.[/spoiler]
• gamedeal user

  Oct 13, 2016

  This was one of the first games I voted for when Greenlight began, which was around 2012, long before Trump's 2015 declaration that he would seek the presidency of the United States. The sole premise of the game was to act as a bodyguard to a generic president. The concept of a game where the player wins by getting shot had a certain appeal to me. But sadly, the game just rotted in Greenlight for years, and I came to terms with the fact that it would never come out. I don't care what your politics are, but I'm glad that Trump's candidacy, at the very least, gave the developers of this game a catalyst to retool their project into something more marketable. If you like Trump, you can save his life over and over. If you don't like Trump, you get to see him killed in a variety of ways. Everyone goes home happy. Trump jokes do saturate the game, which probably won't age well and not everyone will find them particularly funny. The real humor comes from all of the things that go wrong as you play. This is a novelty game, it's easy to compare it to Goat Simulator. The physics are dubious at their best, and Lovecraftian at their worst. The presentation is rather bare-bones, the stages are short and lacking in much detail, the game itself isn't terribly long. The entertainment comes mostly from the surreal nature of the game, and the bizarre things that might happen for inexplicable reasons. Beating a level is ancillary to experiencing the strangeness. I have a feeling that the devs of this game might not put in the same amount of care and effort as did the the devs of Goat Simulator, as far as updates, additions, or DLC. If you are reading this, devs, feel free to prove me wrong. I was one of your first votes, you owe me :P Perhaps one day a robust modding community will form around this game, and you will be able to take a bullet for any president you like. It's possible that in the future this game will even allow us to prevent the assassination of America's greatest president, William McKinley. Beyond the surreality, the glitches, and the Trump-specific satire, the game is honestly fun to play. The basic premise is novel, and it might make you laugh. It's essentially a puzzle game, the president finds himself in a variety of precarious situations which require the player to employ different strategies in order to save his life. The game is cheap as it is, but I wouldn't blame someone for waiting for a substantial sale before purchasing. There's also a dedicated front-flip button.
• gamedeal user

  Oct 30, 2016

  Honestly one of the best games I played in 2016. - extremely unique puzzle concept - funny - difficult - made even more difficult by awkward physics, that will take you a while to master - two game modes (save or wreck) - deep underlying story with a cool [spoiler]twist[/spoiler] You can 100% finish this in about 3 hours. Definitely worth it at ~50% off, maybe even full price.
• gamedeal user

  Nov 9, 2016

  My father gave me a small loan of $5 to buy this game.
• gamedeal user

  Dec 4, 2016

  Shitty YouTuber bait/10
• gamedeal user

  Dec 25, 2016

  Got it for 2 dollars but don't think it's even worth that. Premise seemed good but when I Started playing it was incredibly frustrating. The biggest issue is that Trump is always shot almost immediately. This is to try and make it more difficult but that means the game is essentially you struggling against the games rampant ragdolling. Basically anything you do and the guy falls down and you have to wait for him to get back up so you can try to get to rump. If you dont start moving as soon as you tap reset you won't have enough time to intercept the bullet. To make this more frustating if you are holding down W when you reset the character won't move until you take your finger off and put it back on. Game is more frustrating than fun.
• gamedeal user

  Dec 27, 2016

  This game gets fun to play as quickly as it stops being fun to play. What I mean is that after like 1 hour at max, the main game gets very linear and mostly annoying, considering the horrible controls and...sometimes very cheap and lazy design. Sure, there's an extra wrestling mode that is pretty fun, but it isn't enough to counterweigh the short life of this game. Mr: President! should have been a free browser game if you ask me. A waste of money.
• gamedeal user

  Nov 7, 2017

  i want my dad to come back