Reviews

• gamedeal user

  Jul 1, 2020

  To be clear, I have not spent 56 minutes playing this game. I left it running to make sure I hit the minimum time needed to write a review. I had seen the entirety of this game in about 15 minutes. For three bucks, you can get this, or 4 chicken nuggets at most fast food places. Chicken nuggets are pretty great. STAYHOMER isn't great, but it's trying, goddamnit. The main character, known only as STAYHOMER, moves slower than most grandmothers when not sprinting. When holding shift, the movement is roughly on par with walking casually. This is fine, as all targets are stationary. Nobody gives a shit in this game, which is also fine, because you've got two minutes to shoot a small neighborhood of Tokyo full of rockets. That's it. That's the game. You have an infinite supply of rockets, it's the present day, and people aren't staying home. Some are wearing masks, sure, but fuck it. Lethal force is authorized. Blow them the fuck up. Your targets are always in the same spots, which limits replayability significantly. The only real incentive to try again is to go for 100 percent elimination, which has a special ending that is ABSOLUTELY FANTASTIC. You also get a roll of all the names and ages of the people you exterminated, though these are in Japanese, regardless of language selected. This game sort of sucks, but it seems self aware enough that I can't help but love it. The "good" ending straight up lists all the Unity assets used. STAYHOMER yells "STAY FUCKING HOME" when murdering people for not staying home during the pandemic. People start running from you, but only after rockets hit near them. It's dumb as hell, and I love it.
• gamedeal user

  Jul 1, 2020

  I can't knock this game, it's priced fairly and its a rather funny small little game! The USA have threatened to bomb Japan due to its anti-lockdown protesters spreading disease. You take the role of STAYHOMER who uses excessive force to save the country! There are 3 possible endings and one of the is particularly hilarious! Overall I enjoyed playing this game, is exactly what it says on the tin, please see link for a gameplay/review: https://youtu.be/afDZ2-uiGxk
• gamedeal user

  Jul 1, 2020

  ROFLMAO Brings back memories to the 90's gaming. Can't wait for mods / more of this :D
• gamedeal user

  Jul 1, 2020

  Quality s-h-i-t-p-o-s-t
• gamedeal user

  Jul 3, 2020

  The game has a better written story than the last of us 2. But I can only hope this gets workshop mods for some more fun and memes.
• gamedeal user

  Jul 5, 2020

  VERY simple shooter. It's the story that makes the game. :) If you oppose violence...this game isn't for you. If you have a pet peeve about how your hold a RPG launcher....this game isn't for you. I hope Noto Muteki is encouraged to produce a sequel.... :)
• gamedeal user

  Jul 7, 2020

  I love it. It is really extreme short, but all works together with good graphics and great sounds. It is clear, that the dev put efffort in it, with voice acting and different endings. And it comes with a nice touch of humor. I can understand, that some think, the price is too high for a 5 minute game, but if you have enough money to spend, then check it out. Playthrough with best ending: https://youtu.be/WKvgUX52SO0
• gamedeal user

  Jul 11, 2020

  ABSOLUTE MASTERPIECE AND GOTY 2020. MUST HAVE FOR TRUE EPIC GAMER. ENDINGS ARE HEARTBREAKING. CANT WAIT FOR SEQUEL
• gamedeal user

  Jul 11, 2020

  𝑵𝒊𝒄𝒆 𝑺𝒉𝒊𝒕𝒑𝒐𝒔𝒕
• gamedeal user

  Jul 11, 2020

  coronavirus is cancelled