Reviews

• gamedeal user

  Oct 15, 2021

  I can say that I'm immensely satisfied with my purchase already. I haven't found too many games that get me genuinely excited like this one does. Let's be clear, this game is not finished - it's still RAW and needs to be put back in the oven. However, the concept is itself is revolutionary - a Boomershooter Roguelike that seamlessly connects sections of your favourite 90s FPS's together into one long-running, never-ending level that you can progress through for hours on end. At this stage there are a lot of bugs and issues and it definitely needs more content, but having said that, I don't think I've been this excited for a new game in years. This title takes everything I was hoping for and compresses it into a single brilliant little piece of wish-fulfilment. If you love games like Duke Nukem 3D, Doom and Heretic but find yourself becoming disenchanted with the fact that you're playing the same levels over and over again, check this out - the pure potential alone should be enough to keep you happy, but I have a feeling this could be one to watch.
• gamedeal user

  Nov 11, 2021

  I rarely ever post reviews for games. I really want this game to succeed especially since I love anime tiddie. Now what is Fida Puti Samurai? It's an FPS where a cute pink hair girl discovers the VR realm her boyfriend has been making has copious amount of anime tiddie porn and waifus in it; she wants to find out what depraved fetish shit he's got on his PC. [h1]Story[/h1] The story is mostly non-existent; the game is in early access and isn't done. At first you talk to the player avatar's boyfriend on the PC in the VR set-piece he made that serves as your hub, but the main draw of the game seems to be the nsfw-anime aesthetic alongside the gameplay. The game has a lot of potential for its story for jokes and gags that could make my head pop like an atom bomb from laughter. [h1]Art Direction/Graphics[/h1] The Graphics are pretty well done for a game with lower resolution graphics. I enjoy the plethora of waifus to shoot down and the shops filled with arcade machines, adult DVDs, and other fun goodies was a sight to behold. Though as a side note I would request for bigger anime tiddie. I don't care if the the tits are so jagged I could sculpt the sistine Chapel in Diamond crusted Titanium steel plates. That's just a personal preference to be honest. Great outfit options. The "barely dressed" is my favorite. Based combination of pasties with a thong. Unfortunately, fun to look at doesn't make it conducive for gameplay. The colors blend in to make a cacophony of bullshit that raids your eyes in neon colored pitchforks which makes it really annoying when you're trying to prioritize enemies and ascertain where the fuck you are. Some of the procedurally generated set pieces require you to go horizontally; the color palettes of some areas like the mines make it unable to ascertain where you're suppose to go. This goes double for pickups like health where they have to be standing in obvious places or you use your memory of the pre-generated set-pieces to know where any pickup will be and what it is (as this seems to never change). This combined with the threat of purging by the scanwall makes it a particularly unpleasant experience trying to navigate through it as you will die before finding out where exactly you need to go. While the following and the former point will be expanded in gameplay, I must say that it is a disappointment to be unable to stay in some shops and looks at the items, explore, and generally just appreciate the work on display. I did expect (mostly) bare anime tiddie and stores filled with adult DVDs and suggestive neon signs and billboards. The game delivers, but you'll get purged by the scan wall for doing so, leaving little to no time to take stock of the work. [u]The developer though does promise to put in some kind of camera mode that will allow you to do that.[/u] [h1] Gameplay [/h1] It's pretty fun as it encourages skilled gunplay and tactical acumen to be more ammunition efficient and well stocked to fight bosses and other bigger threats the game throws at you. The gunplay is fantastic. To some it might not been much, but the excellent impact, feedback, and variety of the weapons are on display including a selection of highly effective (but risky) melee weapons. You did a great job and this can only get better from here....the first boss' minigun sucks ass though (the guns fired wildly and everywhere making it ineffective as a weapon even though it's cool as shit,) fix please. Unfortunately I have a problem with the overall game design. Each episode has a linear design with the procedural generation mostly fitting you in a path. This makes sense with the scanwall that constantly follows you, threatening death. Now this makes sense, the linear path becomes kinda a race against time. You can control the obstacles while making a clear path for the player to follow; you're focusing on not dying and staying away from the scanwall. Makes sense and is good design...unfortunately there are numerous problems that are counter intuitive to this design and how you would play the game. The first being those horizontal-based set pieces i mentioned like the castle or the mines. The scanwall will [b] always[/b] move Vertically (forward). This means that the more you have to move side by side, the more time the scanwall has to approach you. This also means you will start to speed run sections just because the scanwall can catch up too quickly to fast. This can also cause situations where the scanwall is too forward and you cannot progress and have to die to the scanwall by default. It's not fun as you're aren't making a choice; you learn real fast that you can't engage enemies or look for much needed supplies while risk being locked in an area to be purged by the scanwall causing you to disengage with the core game loop. Speaking of the scanwall, that green sonuvabitchu will speed up to always keep pace with you. [b]Always![/b] it feels like the game punishes you for going out of your way to visit areas (like the adult shops) and you learn which stores have what you need and go there instead. Picking up stuff takes way to god damn long. This is a pivotal mechanic as your design is sole centered around quick decisive gunplay where every bullet matters. Picking up a weapon is the most godawful action in the game...second only to switching out a [b] filled weapon slot with another weapon![/b] This combined with the scanwall means you're gonna leave need/wanted weapons and supplies just because it takes some 5 seconds to switch out a weapon. If the player has to stop and potentially die just for trying to equip yourself, you're gonna keep fustrating the player. [h1]Bugs[/h1] Okay listen, with all the problems I had; this game was fun as shit. Unfortunately some of the bugs actually make the problems worse for the overall gameplay loop and hard punish the player. For example... Some obstacles with block shots even if there is space or the enemy is in front of the object. Succubus waifus with the vents are a common example of this where my shotgun blasts don't hit it but the vents next to it even though at best it should cover it's head not it's center mass. Even worse? [b] shots will fly through enemies! [/b] I have had instances where gunshots don't hit or confirm on the enemy waifus. Sometimes you (the player) also get this weird invulnerability, but [b] sometimes you don't! [/b] In a game where you can easily run out of ammo, this can ruin runs at the start. I must add in the recent update as I am writing this review, It's gotten worse and now [b] enemies will just be invulnerable to your shots for a time with every other shot actually hitting an intended target [/b]. This must be fixed immediately and made the game unbearable as I ran out of ammo. I thought I was crazy at first and then tested it. [b] It consistently appears![/b] The game will randomly purge you after it turns your vision blue. Sound effects will constant play at obnoxious volumes while playing (e.g the portal sound will play in episodes even while not only not at a boss but a portal hasn't even spawned yet). That's what I found so far anyway that have made my experience less than pleasurable. [h1]Conclusion[/h1] I really like this game. I love me a good shooter and this one is pretty good (and the anime tiddie is great), but there's a lot holding it back. It's in early access so I have high hopes it'll get better; but due to the overall game design and game impairing bugs/glitches, I have to give it a thumbs down. I would ask anyone to give it a try if you can. If you want an anime tiddie nsfw game though, you're better off looking else where until this game improves for the better.
• gamedeal user

  May 19, 2022

  Game is pretty good; it wears its inspirations on its sleeve. I tend to do quick run-throughs so it doesn't get stale at all. Horny-lite.
• gamedeal user

  Jun 11, 2022

  I blame Civvie11 for introducing me into this... peculiar game.
• gamedeal user

  Jul 4, 2022

  Awesome game! Hope that it becomes co-op one day!
• gamedeal user

  Jul 9, 2022

  expected a game where I'd meme around for a bit and be done, but what I got was a pretty neat retro shooter. Can't wait for future updates.
• gamedeal user

  Sep 13, 2022

  Bought it for the boobies, stayed for the gameplay
• gamedeal user

  Sep 19, 2022

  More fun than the box cover gives it credit for. Trailer too. This game almost criminally underplays how fun it is to just romp through. Give you that feel of going ham through endless structures. The level design maximizes on it too, since there's rarely a dead-end. Any pathway you see will push you further. This makes the encroaching death wall almost a nonfactor, as long as you don't stand still. Plays relatively smooth with a controller that could do with some minimal auto-aim, and rebinding controller buttons is a tiny bit more of a pain than it should be. Still glad the option is there, respect. I'm not a big fan of the aesthetic that this is based on. I can go without hearing or seeing anime waifus for half a century and not feel anything for it, so the squeaky voices tend to be annoying for me, but that's 100% a me-problem. Also, a tiny little cathartic to be gunning those down. They're also really good audio cues to help you locate them if they spot you first. Let's talk silhouettes. In Duke Nukem, you could tell at a glance what enemy you were up against because shape/silhouette wise they're distinctly different and you'd know what kind of ammo (if any) you'd get from them. Early enemies in this game are like that too, easily recognizable. If you're running a really powerful shotgun, for example, you'll know to prioritize the fox-eared girls because they carry shotguns too, and your gun is hungry. The later ones that are more armored are less recognizable in what weapon class they'd be. Thankfully that's just a signal that I need to pull out a big banger for them because armor on enemies turns them a little spongey. I would've preferred raised spawns over tankier enemies to raise the difficulty, but that's personal taste. All in all, this game is more fun than it lets on, on the surface. No nonsense progression combined with a good variety of weapons and clothing/armor stat bonuses. If the elements shown speak to you, definitely give it a try. That pump shotgun looks ridiculous but man, it SHREDS.
• gamedeal user

  Sep 19, 2022

  literally one of the most fun shooters ive played and theres no SEX???? better add it in a future update or i swear ILL KEEP PLAYING. seriously though this game is mad fun and a great time, really excited for future updates and changes. theres a sale going on right now for realms deep 22 so buy this game!! or wait!! give them more money! i wish i did! also i know its already technically endless but i would love to see a like wave based endless mode with this game because jesus its so fun. anyways! BUY THIS GAME!!!
• gamedeal user

  Sep 22, 2022

  women killing simulator that stutters as much as scatman john