Reviews

• gamedeal user

  Aug 14, 2022

  This game is pretty mediocre and brain dead easy if you really wanted to win you can just farm the bad guys for slow easy money the art is good, what little voice acting is in the game is okay, but the actual sex and gameplay is pretty shit. i expect this kinda quality from WetPussyGames, a free web browser. I feel sorry for the poor saps that funded this on Patreon and got,..this
• gamedeal user

  Sep 2, 2022

  Awesome art, bad game.
• gamedeal user

  Apr 17, 2019

  Tons of excellent and sexy content, amazing sprite work, fun gameplay. I'm so happy this game exists!
• gamedeal user

  Apr 17, 2019

  This is a combination of platformer and rhythm-style minigame that doesn't make much sense, is challenging and hard to figure out. But it also is by far perhaps the best "guilty pleasure" game I've played so far on Steam (at worst it's the second-best). Also the first game where I actually found myself WANTING to lose! I'd say more but it'll probably get censored (the game is fully uncensored, no patches needed) so I'll say just buy and enjoy. There's also a free demo if the price sounds a little high for this type of game, but it's worth it (your save data from the demo transfers over if you buy the full version too). The screenshots don't show the "good" stuff, but it is there and then some so just scroll past them and buy the game. $4-5 well spent.
• gamedeal user

  Apr 17, 2019

  Pro : Good game with fair amount of fun time. Con: Dose not have gallery mode
• gamedeal user

  Apr 18, 2019

  All you do is jump around and collect $ either by finding it in the sewers, 'fighting' mobs, or interacting with paying customer before the timer runs out, which isn't long enough if you ask me. The control's are meh at best and the overall plot is kinda boring. There is only 1 level and you have to replay it 8 times in total. There is no tutorial neither and there around the last few days the amount of mobs in the level is ridiculous. Overall though it's a pretty basic game that's cheap, but not cheap enough if you ask me. So, yeah. Not worth getting in my opinion. [h1]Update 1/4/2020:[/h1] Since the developer asked me multiple times here is my take on the 'updated' game; - No Tutorial still. - Plot is still kinda boring - Yes, it has multiple endings. - The controls are still meh at best. - All you do is still jump around and collect money via the same means. - There is no Timer anymore and there is more then 1 level now. - The level design has improved but it's nothing special as its just your basic 2D platformer but with still an overreliance on mobs especially in the last levels. - There is only sewers and streets sections and those levels assets are recycled, so you better get use to seeing the same brick buildings. - Upgrades are still completely pointless and are more detrimental to you in the end than helping you since the ending literally depends on how much cash you have. Overall It's a basic game that's faults are due to faulty design choices. It's a cheap game, yes. But it's not an enjoyable game unless you only care about the nudity but even then there isn't enough to warrant trudging through the marshes. So again my opinion still stands, this game is not worth getting. As for FlynnFlann the developer, stop nagging me. I understand you are trying to get me to change my stance but your game just isn't good, it's that simple. Move on and create something else instead of nagging me to replay it and change my opinion.
• gamedeal user

  Apr 18, 2019

  It's ok, but there's only one level and you have to replay it 8 times, the game is too short too. The sex is what really gives the game play/replay value, but even at 5$ it's not really worth it.
• gamedeal user

  Apr 23, 2019

  Dark Alley Elf is a flash game that reminds me of the good ole' days of Newgrounds during the mid 2000's. The game is a simple platforming side-scroller with a Guitar Hero style minigame. While it is refreshing to play a simple side scroller instead of the myriad of FPS games that are out at the moment, the repetitive nature of the game hurts the game. Essentially, each of the 8 levels is just the same cityscape, but the Johns who want to pay for sex are placed in different areas with more baddies populating the map. The steam page does show a sewer level, but nothing I could do allowed me to enter this level. Additionally, the only real motivator for playing this game is for the Hentai art and the rather convincing (though brief) VO work of VoiceLikeCandy (real name unknown). While I did think her voice work was pretty good for a porn game, this game probably won't be appearing on her Resume anytime soon and I do wish her the best of luck with her Patreon page. What confuses me the most is why is the game even on Steam? If this were a free flash game on Newgrounds, I'm sure it would meet with a warm reception from the adult game section of that site. The only thing I can think of is that the Developer wanted to capitalize on Valve's recent apathy towards moderation. Final Judgement: Just play the demo if you're really desperate to pull your pork to Big Anime Tiddies. This game isn't worth the $5 asking price.
• gamedeal user

  Jul 8, 2019

  Good ending and the gallery allow for some further research ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
• gamedeal user

  Aug 9, 2019

  For a game created as a side project from lewd indie developers... It could use some polish but it is actually a solid concept even if you took out all the NSFW images and Story, With all that said I do feel the game should be free or donate your own price, it still feels unfinished.