Reviews

• gamedeal user

  Mar 14, 2022

  the best $4 i ever did spend
• VladamirLenin1917

  Apr 3, 2023

  Can someone tell me who be buying games on my steam acc lmao
• gamedeal user

  Sep 9, 2016

  Great frantic multi task game, keeps you on your toes. Humorous and well addictive. Very original concept.
• gamedeal user

  Sep 12, 2016

  Great game with a very fun base concept. If you enjoy multi-tasking and physics-based mechanics games, I'm sure Calm Down, Stalin. HOWEVER, the game often times feels rushed. Once you reach a point where your desk is completely filled with items, you question how often the gameplay was tested. I sincerely like this game, but there are some simple "bugs" that are nearly game breaking. Currently I think this game would be hugely benefitted by: -Restraining the objects from passing a certain points on the desk's axis. If I throw an object too far down the table, I may not be able to reach that object for the remainder of the round. If I knock my phone out of my hand with my other hand (that's another bug by the way), it can also fall BELOW the table. Why not restrain it if it's never supposed to be there? -Fixing the phone's recall leap. It landed on the button 4 times in a row when I was starting off. Other times it just gets stuck. In this case I'd consider removing the physics aspect of this and just making it dash back into receiver if it can't be fixed otherwise. -Creating more space for objects. Unless the grabbing can be tweaked to work more precisely, it's too frustrating trying to grab objects that are cluttered in the small space you have. The punching bag for example, introduces another task without it DIRECTLY getting in the way of others, which is good. The small space also makes it much easier to accidentally knock objects out of reach. Maybe throw in a shelf?
• gamedeal user

  Sep 12, 2016

  ВЫ ВИДИТЕ ИВАНУ КОГДА РУКИ РАБОТАЮТ, КАК МИНУ MULTITASK СТАТЬ ЛИЛ АМЕРИКАНСКОЙ ПРОБЛЕМОЙ EMENY В СТРАХЕ БОЛЬШОЙ КРАСНОЙ КНОПКИ НА СТОЛБЕ Я СТРАХУ НА СТОЛБЕ ЛАМПУ УЖАСНЫЕ АМЕРИКАНЦЫ СТАЛИ ГНЕВЫМИ С ЛУЧШИМИ СЛОВАМИ МОИ КОМРАДЫ ВРУЧИ МЕНЯ ОРУЖИЕ ИЗ БРЕДА ИЗ МЕТЕРЛАНДА 10/10 Gave me more PTSD than Surgeon Simulator: Combat Medic Edition
• gamedeal user

  Sep 12, 2016

  Beating a malfunctioning lamp and threatening my enemies with nukes is the highlight of my day. Then I come home and get to do it again on Calm Down, Stalin.
• gamedeal user

  Sep 18, 2016

  Smoke pipe. Threaten enemies. Answer phone. Slap lamp. Smoke pipe. Smoke pipe. Smoke pipe. Shoot incompetent subordinate. Drink vodka. Slap lamp for good measure. A good day in the office.
• gamedeal user

  Sep 19, 2016

  Guys, please make a hitler one too.
• gamedeal user

  Oct 10, 2016

  Lenin's gaze inspires me to have more vodka shots, shoot more traitors, answer important calls, hit the lamp and punching bag, scare away the fly and out of all... threaten the enemies 1922/10
• gamedeal user

  Nov 26, 2016

  In this game you need to play as Stalin You need to: >Drink vodka >Don't press that little pretty red button >Answer that annoying phone >Punch that fucking lamp from IKEA >Kill Western spies with magnum >Drink vodka again 9 American Spies / 10 Slav approves