Reviews

• gamedeal user

  Mar 31, 2017

  I've enjoyed Silver Cow's previous games, so I was expecting to like this one too. They aren't exactly shy about what their games are about, mainly impossibly busty women in various settings, but even though they're simple they accomplish their goals pretty well and don't try to do much more than that. But Battleship Bishojo feels all around lacking; the story just isn't that interesting, and while it has plenty of busty monster girls to show off every encounter is resolved pretty much the same way and none of them are very long or interesting. You don't get very much time to meet the characters, let alone learn enough about them to want to choose which one to get an ending CG of beyond just appearances, and the writing falls back to self-aware 4th wall breaking way too often. I do have to give it credit for not ending on a cliffhanger like most of their other games, but the ending still wasn't very satisfying, and by the end of the game it didn't feel like much of anything had been accomplished to the point that it made me wonder if I had missed some sort of "true ending" path where the real story happens. It's an overall passable game, but it's not much compared to Time Tenshi or Burokku Girls.
• gamedeal user

  Apr 1, 2017

  Ah, another one of Silver Cow Studio's visual novels. First off, if giant, gravity-defying anime boobs aren't your thing, then this visual novel isn't for you. Moving on... Anyways, if you're in the other category that does, then this is a visual novel that you may like. It features an okay story, not amazing, but not exactly bad either. It's a good enough story to keep you entertained, at the very least. Speaking of story, this VN has a decent amount of choices which can affect your story, whether in a major or minor way. For the most part, the story doesn't change much, but there are a few points where your choice(s) will matter. A couple of choices will change what scenes you get, the many choices throughout the VN will affect which romance scene you will get. The art is okay as well, if you've already played some of Silver Cow's VNs then you already have an idea of what the artstyle will be like, if not, the art shown on the game's store page will give you a good idea. One thing I gotta give props to though is the music, it's actually pretty well done compared to the quality of the story and the art. If Steam had a neutral rating for reviews, I would use it here. Since there isn't an option like that, I'll just go with a positive review because the story kept me entertained and the music was above average, otherwise I would go with a negative review.
• gamedeal user

  Apr 9, 2017

  No sir, didnt care for it, especially not for that price
• gamedeal user

  May 20, 2017

  I honestly like Silver Cow Studio; all women in their visual novels might have breasts bigger than their heads and titanium spines to support their weight, but honestly, their stories are silly and fun at the same time. Of course, you can’t expect complex characters and a deep plot, but it’s enjoyable if you’re looking for something not serious. Battleship Bishojo had potential. But how can I put this… Nothing much, if not at all, happened in this first game. The girls are bounty hunters and their target are monster girls. Your choices pretty much only give you a few different CGs, they don’t affect the ending. And here’s the main problem in my opinion: [spoiler]they don’t successfully capture ANY of the monsters to sell. They encountered various monsters, and they simply failed to capture them because they a) let them escape or b) the crew felt bad about them and decided to release their targets. I think they should change their jobs because they suck at capturing monsters. lol[/spoiler] The ending was rushed and disappointing too. They built up the story’s climax and suddenly BOOM, “the end”. That was… Yeah. 3/10. Also, it’s really expensive for such a story where nothing happens. The plot isn’t terrible, and I think this visual novel had potential. But unfortunately, it turned out meh in the end.
• gamedeal user

  May 17, 2018

  The game was good and a few different things that you could get but the ending was dissapointing you could have or update the game that you have the option to stay and maybe live with them
• gamedeal user

  Nov 18, 2018

  Pros: [list] [*]Character art, though it's not spectacular. [/list] Cons: [list] [*]Price is high for what you get [*]Categorized as "nudity" but you see no nipples or genitals, and [spoiler]there is no sex either[/spoiler] [*]Choices almost meaningless (a handful of CG differences - aside from the last ones) [*]Story is unimaginative. Main character is lame. Other characters are boring. Ending disappointing ("meh", rather than "how sad") [/list] I would recommend if it was cheap, or had better writing and choices or something, but just can't in its current state.
• gamedeal user

  Apr 8, 2019

  Writing and art show a lack of experience. I don't know what I was expecting. I must have been drunk when I bought this.
• gamedeal user

  May 27, 2020

  I don't see why people don't like this game. I really enjoyed it.