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• gamedeal user

  Jun 26, 2018

  A joke in 2013, a reality in 2018.
• gamedeal user

  Jan 3, 2015

  EA simulator 2015
• gamedeal user

  Feb 11, 2015

  EA in a nutshell 10/10
• gamedeal user

  Jun 21, 2015

  [table] [tr] [td][h1]You'll Enjoy This Game If You Like:[/h1][/td] [/tr] [tr] [td]Satire[/td] [/tr] [tr] [td]Paying a premium to move left[/td] [/tr] [tr] [td]Old School Platformers[/td] [/tr] [tr] [td]Unlockables[/td] [/tr] [/table] Firstly, an important note - you do not spend real money on the DLC within the game, it is "purchased" using the coins you collect in game. The game does a great job at poking fun at the recent trend of fremium games where you need to pay to really get anywhere or games with a lot of DLC that add features that should really have been in the main launch. I'll not spoil what the DLC is, as this is probably the most fun aspect of your playthrough. Things are taken to extremes where you will not be able to progress until you've collected enough coing to buy the correct DLC. You'll defintely find yourself smirking at the absurdity of it all and you'll be pulled in by the uniqueness of a game that purposely blocks your progress until you "buy" DLC. It's good for a quick laugh but don't expect an expansive game that will keep you going for more than a few hours.
• gamedeal user

  Nov 25, 2014

  EA/UBISOFT/OVERKILL SIMULATOR
• gamedeal user

  Nov 25, 2014

  Download the Review DLC to access this review.
• gamedeal user

  Feb 21, 2015

  I couldn't buy the Sheperd's trust with DLC 10/10
• gamedeal user

  Oct 27, 2014

  >stroll into my local GameStop >looking to pick up a copy of DLC Quest >grab the game and take it to the charming maiden at the register >"Pardon me, milady...but could you ring me up? A shame I don't have your number or I'd ring you up instead..." >she giggles and takes the game, blushing as her fingers brush mine due to my fingerless gloves >her eyes widen as she reads the game's title >"Wow, I've never seen anyone buy this before! You must have special taste!" >I smile and ready a witty response when suddenly a voice rings out from behind >"Hahaha look at what this ♥♥♥♥♥♥ is buying! That's not Call of Duty! What a piece of ♥♥♥♥!" >I quickly turn around, my cloak billowing behind me, to discern the source of the rude outburst >generic dudebro caricature with a sports team cap and "the guy that beat you up that one time behind the school in early October" shirt is standing there guffawing >"Excuse me sir...you may disparage my person if you wish, but it is untoward to swear in front of a lady." >"♥♥♥♥ you ♥♥♥♥♥♥!" >I smile quietly and tip my fedora low across my eyes, concealing them >"As you wish..." >I quickly swing my cane into his kneecap before he can react >he bellows and charges forward >I expertly sidestep him and the cashier screams as he crashes into the counter >I draw my sword-cane and mutter a quiet oath as I drive it deep into his back >"...requiescat in pace..." >As I clean my blade the girl walks out from behind the counter, twirling her hair with her fingers >"So...maybe you'd like to come over to my place to play that game sometime...? >"No thanks, milady, it's single player only. Besides..." >I sheath my sword >"You're not my type." >skate away on my Heelys
• gamedeal user

  Oct 1, 2014

  Had to spend extra to pause the game. 10/10
• gamedeal user

  Apr 7, 2015

  Based off of a true story.