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• gamedeal user

  Jan 4, 2022

  Actually, this is a pretty good game if you have imagination! It's basically about a simple farm survival life of a cat, some mini games are included as well! You actually have to survive and kill, you can also get kittens that follow you! but sadly no mates yet I don't expect much because It's still in beta, but I can just list some ideas! IDEAS: Optional Quests Mates & Actually Getting Full On Kittens (instead of have random kittens sometimes follow you) Customize Your Character & Gender! More Fighting Skills & Things To Do More Prey To Attack More Game-Play Of Cat Fights More Game-Play In General Everyone, PLEASE stop hating on this game! It's literally clear that It's beta! It's still work in progress, just wait until all the epic new features come out! I literally love this game so far! keep working on it please! I can't wait to see this amazing game done
• gamedeal user

  Jan 16, 2022

  This Game Will Be The Best Game Of 2022 As A Cat Owner I Love This
• gamedeal user

  Jun 8, 2022

  Super cute cat game! I bought this for my daughter and I, and the developer is supportive of animal rescue entities. Need I say more?
• gamedeal user

  Mar 4, 2023

  be a cat, don't go by cow. works well on deck.
• C_T_C_1

  May 10, 2023

  cat goes meow
• gamedeal user

  Jun 9, 2021

  [h1] THE DARK SOULS OF SIMULATOR GAMES [/h1] [i] If Dark Souls was completely fuckin clapped and had a retarded cousin [/i] Had this on my wishlist for a while now as it gives off the vibe that it's a pretty chill fkn cat simulator where you just do cat stuff and shit you know? Got a notification on my phone.. EARLY ACCESS HAS BEEN RELEASED.. I was like FUCK YES LADS proper gassed up and shit finally I can play a cat simulation game (even though I'm more of a dog person but ya know whatever) So I launch this up and kinda laughed at the UI looking like it was made in paint or something. The music made me wanna kill myself, jesus christ its horrific. So I jumped into some of the 'Cat run' modes and what on gods green earth were they thinking. You're a cat right (as expected) but you just move side to side and do some shit it's so slow and if you a bit ADHD like yours truly it gets super boring very quickly - this goes for all cat run modes. I kinda liked the cat flap one sorta like a B-tec flappy birds or something lmao Anyway.. for the REAL reason I bought the game.. FARM SURVIVAL LADS LESSS GO Holy motherfucking dickballs what the fuck. Firstly, I can run Cyberpunk 2077 on high settings at a consistent 50-60 frames.. this on Ultra was at about 30-35 fps with very frequent lag spikes. Dropped down to high and it was the same as Cyberpunk, 50-60fps. Secondly, the mouse sensitivity is completely clapped mate I swear to god I whacked that shit up full speed and nahhh I was moving like a snail could barely look about took me about 30 minutes just to turn round, my nan knits quicker than the camera speed. This desperately needs fixing. Thirdly, the animations are pretty retarded I mean words can't even describe how fucked the animations are. Can't even kill a chicken - this game is literally more difficult than Dark Souls and I am not even joking. You try and smack a chicken fucker and it just straight up molests you. The chicks? Nope not a chance. Some dogs don't give a fuck about your presence.. but the FUCKING PUG I SWEAR TO GOD IS A BEAST AND WILL ATTACK YOU ON SITE!!!!! PUG IS A TWAT!! Giant fucking rats three times bigger than you??? Yeah this shit scared the hell out of me. Basically if you want a retarded ass game which has aids controls and barely works.. fuck it go for the cop its only 2 quid or whatever but I recommend going and getting a can of beer or a pringles can or something..
• gamedeal user

  Jun 9, 2021

  Honestly, I can see why there is a bit of hate against this game. the world size is a bit small and the ability to stay alive is hard. on the other hand the mini games are basic and lack in some way or another. Over all the game is a bit boring and has its fair share of bugs but it has a chance to be great. other than farm survival and mini games there seems to be a cat world coming soon which I think would bring alot more to explore. not only that but the basic movment and atack system is good and has no big issues. realy all the game needs is some bug fixing and an easy mode. I can tell this game will go far and if the devs are reading this, dont give up!
• gamedeal user

  Jun 10, 2021

  I disliked: The cat's animation. Everything but gracious. A feline has to be beautiful when it moves. Cats like to walk around, crawl, sneak attacks; here all you can do is run like hell, or run slower instead of just walking... Cats are parkour kings; here you wont be able to jump on top of a barrel. Yep, too high for you, sorry. The mini-games are just a bad experience, boring and pointless. Not better than nothing; could be removed completely. The survival part seems only tough because your food and drink bars go empty as fast as you can walk/run. The music... You cant even turn it off ! The camera position (too high) and collision bugs. I liked : The purr and meow sounds. The feeling of being a cat. I would buy it again when : First things to fix: animations, maniability and camera. Second: abandon the mini-games, and focus on the survival balance. Third : improve the menus and add cat customisation.
• gamedeal user

  Jun 11, 2021

  It's a cute cat game. Cat Simulator is in early access and I got it for really cheap, so I have no complaints,. It is simple, for those people that REALLY adore cats and feel they could never have too many cat games.
• gamedeal user

  Jun 15, 2021

  this game is so amazing!! we are waiting for co op... with my boyfriend. :)