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• gamedeal user

  Aug 16, 2015

  I'm at level 4 and I already know why this game is called "Angry Arrows" and not "Arrow of Bunnies". The developer might hate everyone!
• gamedeal user

  Aug 15, 2015

  In Angry Arrows, you take upon the role of Legolas who has to battle hordes of Uruk-hai to rescue Princess Zelda from the Legend of Zelda series in an alternate timeline in which she no longer wears a dress and has brown hair. Despite no longer being blonde, Zelda has gotten significantly more stupid: the alternate dimension has stripped her of her Triforce of Wisdom, leaving her with only two apparent skills: getting kidnapped and catching arrows with her face. In this timeline, the wizard Saruman has improved the Uruks originally created by Sauron: he made them green and also very good at shooting long bows. Also, he invented suicide bomber spiders or something; he can do that, he's a wizard, you know. Anyways, in this quest to rescue Princess Zelda twenty-five times, Legolas can rescue Zelda alone or with up to three other companions: Link, Hawkeye, or Red the Green Arrow on the same machine with local co-op. However, Legolas works alone, which is why I worked through the campaign by myself without any other person's help. And no other reason. Besides rescuing Princess Zelda, you can also play as Garrett that guy from Thief and be in a sneaky forest in a randomly generated time trials kind of game thing, or you can also play as some guy who fights orcs in a gladitorial arena. As with the campaign mode, these other modes can also be played with others in local co-op, although Garrett and this hypothetical gladiator also work alone in their lore, which is also why I opted to not receive assistance in these modes. And for no other reason. There is also a deathmatch PvP mode, but, as I have mastered this game, I thought it would be unsporting to decimate the competition. Therefore, I have not played deathmatch for this reason. And for no other reason. In terms of gameplay, the most succinct way to describe this game is simply try playing Hotline Miami with a controller, but then also you have to use a bow instead of a machine gun or shotgun. Also, instead of having a 80s bee bop soundtrack like Hotline Miami, this game has a much more soothing soundtrack in campaign mode while you scream obscenities at your computer for being a fucking piece of absolute shit for not fucking reading your fucking inputs fuck this game cheats so much fuck everything broke ass game 10/10 would put disk in blender if it was on a disk. Also, the game is less than the price of a sandwich from Subway. I mean, I don't know what else you would do with $5 if you had it, but you certainly couldn't buy a footlong from Subway. That's how cheap this game is: it costs less than a sandwich. Also, the system requirements are a bit high, and the 13 whole MB it takes up on my hard drive is a little bit excessive. Had to uninstall GTA V and overclock my i7 in order to support this massive game. 10/10 would not recommend to people concurrently in anger management therapy.
• gamedeal user

  Aug 14, 2015

  Singleplayer is okay, but can get frustrating because you have to start the level all over again if one of the enemies shoots you with an arrow. And they almost never miss! The game gets really fun in co-op mode (local only!). If one of the players dies and the other one is still alive, you respawn after five seconds. So you can strategize, like spreading out or one player heads out and the other cowardly hides behind a wall. So in campaign mode you try to reach a hostage and bring him/her to the exit, while not being killed by mines, enemies and robots. Some more enemy types or traps would be cool, though we haven't finished the campaign yet, so maybe there's more than these three types. There's also a couple of other modes, Gladiator mode (fighting wave after increasing wave of enemies) and Rogue mode, which introduces random seed forests in which you only have a limited time to free a hostage. I did not think these two modes added a whole lot to the game. Versus mode, however, was great, you can choose between four different types and it adds a lot of replayability. We played this with two xbox360 controllers and after a bit of practice, the aiming feels precise and fast, so no complains about the controls. All in all, great co-op game for a low price, recommended!
• gamedeal user

  Aug 30, 2015

  This is a great game! The goal of the game is to kill goblins with arrows, and save your captured friend. The AI in the campaign is unrelenting and... oh did I mention there are spider mines that run and chase you? Yeah, this game is a HUGE challenge but it's totally worth it. Check out my review of the UI here: https://youtu.be/MaEerWvxsgE