評論

• gamedeal user

  Dec 12, 2018

  This game was a life changing experience, It made me nut so many times that I no longer am interested in pointless things like "tiddies" anymore which allows me to spend all my time meditating, just the other day I caught myself levitating. I am now gaining supernatural powers thanks to this game. Thank you КиКо for creating this masterpiece.
• gamedeal user

  Feb 9, 2019

  This game makes me harder than Winnie the Pooh's Home Run Derby
• gamedeal user

  Dec 16, 2018

  I'm not normally the type to write reviews, but this game is seriously one of the best out there. It's unbelievable. The controls are perfect and fine-tuned. The graphics are truly next-gen. The story is deep, intriguing, and full of heart. The characters are charming and relatable, without feeling like hollow "fill-in-the-blank" shells. The campaign was full of twists and surprises without feeling tiresome. I played it twice in a row because I felt like there were so many plot-points I had missed. The game-play is revolutionary. Something of a cross between the original Dark Souls, Doom 2016, Goat Simulator, and Roller Coaster Tycoon 3. I don't know about you, but I'm not the type of person who often thinks about the sound-design in games. Let me tell you, this title has changed me forever. The sound effects are crisp, powerful, and immersive. The soundtrack melds so well with the gameplay that I hardly notice it's there - yet it adds so much to the mood. The epic orchestral pieces during the cutscenes remind me of the soundtrack for Interstellar and Shrek 2, yet somehow they're more down-to-earth and gritty. YEARS of testing have obviously gone into this product. It blows me away that a small studio can produce a masterpiece like this while AAA companies continue to churn out low-quality cash-grabs like Star Wars Battlefront II. Bethesda should take a hint from the developers of this game. Gameplay: 5/5 Graphics: 5/5 Story: 5/5 Replay Value: 4.5/5 (multiplayer is not perfectly balanced, but the devs are constantly tweaking it. It has become noticeably better since I started playing). Please, do yourself a favor and download this game today. I promise it will change your life, as it has changed mine.
• gamedeal user

  Oct 26, 2019

  I miss my wife and child.
• gamedeal user

  Dec 15, 2018

  This game gave me genital herpes and an overwhelming sense of disappointment. I was expecting to enjoy the big anime tiddies but in the end all I got was a bad game. And gential herpes. Also how do you shoot, control isn't working pls I need hentai santas.
• gamedeal user

  Dec 4, 2018

  Great way to get in the holiday spirit with the family.
• gamedeal user

  Dec 11, 2018

  Best game ever, I could only recommend to save som of your money, you will not regret it.
• gamedeal user

  Dec 11, 2018

  I bought this game as kind of a joke, but it turned out to be the best game in my steam library. Moreover, the graphics are like Sniper Elite 4 if you just turn it up a notch, amazing! The controls and all over game play is amazing, so as the great storyline. Nevertheless, the best part of the game has to be the sounds. they are so realistic and well placed. all and all it is a game with nice gaphics and great sounds. A great game to get i the holiday spirit with the family. X))
• gamedeal user

  Feb 18, 2019

  strongly aint recomending to play unless you ain't had that experience of x286/x386 first games interaction. Не рекомендую, в случае, если у вас не было опыта в первых играх для ПК маркировки х286/x386
• gamedeal user

  Dec 12, 2018

  This game is a cool idea, but it's just bad. I get that it's supposed to be a joke, but a game can be a joke, and a dank meme, and also be good. Just look at Goat Simulator. This isn't even worth paying the £0.42 they are asking for it on sale. I like anime bewbs as much as anyone, but I'm gonna refund this.