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• gamedeal user

  Mar 5, 2022

  this game changed my life... that is all
• gamedeal user

  Aug 26, 2017

  Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha! - Enjoy: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2eZNEdlmbxo Best game of the year? Best game of the decade? Best game ever made? How about NONE of the above! This is yet another rushed, lazy game made in a single afternoon or night and is nothing more than one of the ugliest walking simulators I've ever experienced. Worse yet, this developer states this game is words like a "breakthrough" and "life changing" in his own description of this game, but he used one of the absolute worst game making tools to develop it with Game Guru, found here on Steam for under $20. Complete trash and another example of why the new Steam Direct system looks to be even worse than the old Steam Greenlight. Asset flips and rushed crap like "this" to try and make a quick buck seem to be flooding Steam in higher volumes than ever before. Value (even at 59 cents): NEGATIVE 5. (Out of 40 possible) Fun: ZERO (Out of 30 possible) Controls and Bugs 10 (Out of 20 possible) Graphics & Sound: NEGATIVE 5 (Out of 10 possible) ------------------------------------------------------------------ My SCORE: ZERO, 0%, zippo, Nothing, ZILTCH, Notta, VOID. Save your money. Putting your money toward a scratch off lottery ticket would be 10,000 times smarter. So far, this is my "worst game of 2017", ironically going completely against the promises made by the developer in the game descripton under "About this game"
• gamedeal user

  Aug 26, 2017

  Sometimes, when I buy a game that's bad I get sad, you know like no man's wallet. However, there comes a point where you purchase a game, that is so unbeliveably awful, you're glad you bought it. I wonder which I would catagorise this under...
• gamedeal user

  Aug 27, 2017

  Trash asset flip. Horribly optimized, ugly to look at and an overall piece of grade A garbage.
• gamedeal user

  Sep 5, 2017

  If you played this game and liked it and there are hidden paths and you can actually DO something, let me know so I can go back and then rewrite the review. Otherwise… Graphics are not quite as good as Turok from 1997 which I played recently and it runs worse than Turok on my machine which makes no sense as there are no animations other than a few animals (mostly stuck in walls) and no ambient sounds. The gray rocky walls in the first area reminded me of the graphics in the original Doom. Hilly Landscape map was kind of a non-event. Then Mountain Top and I look at the mountains in the distance and think “Now that’s what I’m talking about!”. Oh, wait… All you can do is LOOK at the mountain tops and the actual map is about as interesting as Hilly Landscape. The pine grove could have been nice except for the impenetrable branches and I wound up coming out pretty much where I started. And in one spot I rotated 360 and saw 3 of one and 2 of another identical boulders so not much variety in the landscape. Other than a few random rocks, most of which you can’t climb, the terrain is almost perfectly flat. There is pretty much nothing to explore. Those ledges up there that might be interesting? No way to get to them. That crevice that looks like it might lead somewhere? Doesn’t. "Played" the other 4 levels and they were no better. On Swan Lake when prompted to I chose the option to improve my performance so it reduced the graphics detail and the lake disappeared. And increasing the graphics again did nothing and I had to quit to get the lake back. I am not sure where the line is between relaxing and boring but I am going to have to call this one boring.
• gamedeal user

  Sep 23, 2017

  Complete pile of garbage - same as the rest of GaymGuru produced things, but here you won't even found any kind of gameplay, you just wander around of 6 maps made of free things you can find in a game guru library, you can even chase some animals (there are no words to describe how the god damn horse waving her bиtt, try to search on youtube idk). The only thing you can do here is to suicide - when you enter any water surface you die right away Also includes features like +5 minutes long loading +3 fps +copypasted textures that don't connect perfectly. +Animal bиtts cus animals run directly from you when you are in 50 meters range. +6 different places to do nothing in. GOTY
• gamedeal user

  Jan 9, 2018

  I've come to appreciate the following equation... Game Guru = Can't Code Hiking simulator is a blatant cash grab from an affiliation of shonky marketers. That being said, the most surprising thing is that the ring leader behind it all, is Rasmus Ladegaard the developer and producer behind the tv docu series 'The history of Video games' http://www.imdb.com/title/tt6178594/?ref_=nm_flmg_wr_4 6 walking tracks that require you to walk around in a circle where several npc animals have been placed and are programmed to run away if you ever get close. Talking about the animals, why do they all walk like they have something stuck up their butt? Why are there trees floating in the air? Why does water kill you if you touch it? Why can't I pick anything up? Why did I buy this??? Yes, there is nothing to do in this game other than walk, jump, and be a lemming at the top of a cliff. It is possible to climb the boundaries if you are persistent enough to find the glitches and you then can go see what the edge of the map looks like and the Easter egg of the words 'Moo' at the farm. The only positive was the 6 superlative accompanying music tracks, but alas they too are temperamental in the game cutting in and out as they feel like it. If you want to actually listen to them you really need to locate the folder they are in and play them direct. In final, a poor graphical piled together asset heap, with no serious forethought or effort placed in it to give customers value for money. Yes take the game's advice ... 'Walk Away!!!' Below is a musical montage I've put together and I guess it shows why the animals walk funny... https://youtu.be/42XTAfMz3Ts If you enjoyed reading this review please subscribe to my curator page. Thanks... http://store.steampowered.com/curator/6843548/
• gamedeal user

  Jan 31, 2018

  Even actually going outside is better.
• gamedeal user

  Apr 10, 2019

  At least the Uninstall feature works.
• gamedeal user

  Nov 10, 2019

  I love Death Strandong.